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things in musical theatre that always gets me that I realised during a road trip

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that bit in waitress, “you’re my dOCterr”
the harmonisation in what’s inside
when dawn goes “I’m not defensive!”
that bit in hamilton where everyone sings over each other in non-stop
“I hope that you… burn”
when john sings the rise up bit in my shot
“SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER F*CKSTICK”
Angelica. everything she says and does.
the choir in once upon a december
“hey balaga, ho balaga, hey hey ho balaga, hey hey hey balaga, the famous troika driver”
Lucas Till going “WOOoooOOooOOooOOOooooOoOOooOoooOOOoooOAH”
that bit in the duel “DRINK WITH ME MY LOVE, FOR THERE’S FIRE IN THE SKY, AND THERE’S ICE ON THE GROUND, EITHER WAY MY SOUL WILL DIE” - relatable
and when everyone goes “corpulence”
honestly everything piere says like yes hand me the existential crisis
and whenever amber gray opens her mouth goddamn
when everyone sings over each other in 96,000
“the only room with a view is a room with you in it”
literally everything the piragua guy says
“Hey guys, it’s me! The biggest disappointment you know.” - nina is me
basically whenever Mandy Gonzalez sings tbh
in 21 chump street when naomi sings “take the money justin, please just take the money”
and in cousin where justin goes “looooooooooove”
in a day in falsetto land when they all sing over each other frick yes
“AND STILL THE BASTARD DIVORCED ME”
“EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT” and then when you realise it won’t be
“god you’re a pAIn in the aSS”
literally whenever the lesbians from next door speak
when they harmonise in “the tango maureeeeeen” in tango: maureen
when joanne goes “so be wise ‘cause this girl satisfies”
all of seasons of love, every version, it’s beautiful and iconic and frick if that song didn’t define my childhood
when kevin goes “i’ll do something inCREDible that blows gods frICken mIND” in you and me (but mostly me)
“I CAN’T BELIEVE JESUS CALLED ME A DICK”
the harmonisation in poor thing
when everyone sings together in arabian nights
the genie’s rendition of tale as old as time - petition to get James Monroe Iglehart to sing a full version
“Why shouldn’t I fly so far from here?”
heather chandler going “you’ve come so far why now are you pulling on my dICK”
allllll the harmonisations in candy store
and blue
in come from away when they go “I am an Islander”
when bev mimicks the wwii pilots “Hey lady, hey baby, hey! Why don’t you grab us a drink?”
and then, “well they can get their own drinks” and that cute lil laugh after
“suddenly there’s nothing in between me and the sKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
“And that’s how we started speaking the same language”
when everyone is praying together holy shit that moves me every time
“cause I’m freaking out, you’re freaking out and we’re all 👏 freaking 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 out”
anytime someone says “you are there and I am hereeeeeeee”
“hot towel, hot towel, c o l d towel?”
in legally blonde, elles voice crack when she says “some girls were just meant to smile”
“and with the chance I’ve been given I’m gonna be dRIvEn aS hELL”
“with fear and shock and aWEEEEEEE”
when they’re all singing at the end of blood in the water
the entirety of Ireland and the reprise
the blatant subtext jokes in take it like a man
“ ‘cause i feel so much better than befOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE”
in Miss Saigon “and now I’ll leave remembering heRRRR,, just heeeeerrrr”
tbh whenever the engineer has a solo, I mean he was an arsehole, but it was the only fun thing in that musical
“I still believe he’ll come for me” - kim, my heart, my only wish was for her to happy and safe goddammit
the literal entirety of “ascot gazette” in my fair lady
and show me
“READY, AIM, FIRE!!”
the humming in wouldn’t it be lovely
allllll of heaven on their minds in jesus christ superstar, it’s literally the only song that hasn’t been done wrong in any version
“HOSANA, HEY SANA, SANA, SANA, HOSANA, HEY SANA, HOSA N A”
“JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR, DO YOU THINK YOU’RE WHAT THEY SAY YOU ARE?”
also everythings alright
okay there’s so much for newsies so this’ll be short but “Newsies on a mission! Kill the competition! Sell the next edition! We’ll be out there, CARRYING THE BANNER”
“strike! strike! strIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE OOOOOOOOOOOH S T R I K E”
dear evan hansen in waving through a window going “WAVING, WAVING WOAAAAAAHHHHHHH WOAHOHOHOH”
“has been hard (hard) has been bad (bad) has been rough. (KINKY!)”
“if I stop smoking crACk”
alll of you will be found
“DONT BE A PENIS THE MAN IS A GENIUS” - iconic from something rotten! every. fucking. time
all of it’s hard to be a bard
in do you hear the people sing “IT’S THE MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE WHO WILL *NOT* BE SLAVES AGAIN”
“who am i? TWO FOUR SIX OH ONEEEEEEEE!”
“AS LUCIFER FELL”
frick literally all of les mis is iconic